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"Whaaaa? *Clenches teeth* Gnnnnnnh..."



""OWWWWWWWWW!"



*Raises fist* "GET AWAY FROM ME - or I'll stick you on a skewer and turn you into souvlaki!"



*To audience* "Sorry folks...random cherub attack. *Clears throat* Now...back to the show..."

Till...Till, Till, Till. Once you do something, it'll come back to haunt you for life.

last time on n day of

richard was on the wayto the next conzert venue



Richard: have you heard what he has done??
guy 1: i have but its better not to tell him about that


Till an an pilgrim worker was standing a few meters away and look at richerd and the others




Till: hehe look at him , i knew it that he will run to other guys to tell him about that
Pilgri Guy: hehe i know i know



Till , Paul and Flake: RICHARD !!! hurry up!! we have to catch the plain!!

next day on conzert rehersal



hey schneider !!



huh??



i have to talk to you about something.......*he whispers something to schneiders ear*


are you sure??

Richard nods his head

later at the rehearsal

till was standing on stage and doing his performence parts


*sings* wer wartet mit....


...besssonnnenheit....


...der wird belohnt....


...zu rechten zeit

but in that second schneider was yelling loud!!!


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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Haaaaaave enough of you! TIIIIILL why you have done that!!!!!!

i know you have done that!!!


i dont know what you mean



you know what i mean!!! how can you do that to me???


ok!! one last time!!!! i swear i dont have made it!!!


look into my moth...you see??? nothing in!!!



do you belive me now???


schneider is writig something:



*mumbling* dear mr. Lindemann ........i have an BILL for you about 1500 € .......pay now!!!

and he gaves it to TILL




what is that???




an BILL / due about 1500 € because you have bite holes into my instrument!!! look at this!!

Great captions Punky!
@ BeeKay I love the Angel/ cherub story Now I know why he sings"Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein "

"When Cherubs Attack, tonight a 9" (poor fella needs help with his little winged problem)

What...the...? Ah hell, I got some spaghettios on me....oh well *nom nom*

*after their honeymoon, Till was stuck with the job of moving all of Pooky's thing into his house*


Till-what? we forgot your cooking utensils? *sigh*


Till-Well, guess what? i'm not going back for them.


*after a heated arguement with Pooky and threats of making him live in the backyard, Till gives in*
Till-okay, fine. we'll go back for them. get in the jet.

Well, he tried. Little did he know, the worst was yet to come...

Till knew that Pooky was serious about getting a divorce this time - She'd written him a message in black magic marker on the head of each of the dildos:
See - you - in - court - you - pr*ck

^ OOOOOOOH, that's just...ouch!

'Okay guys, there's going to be a pretty big name record exec coming to this show, so we're gonna have to really go balls out for this show if we ever want to reach a decent-sized fanbase. Any ideas for some ways to raise funds?'


'Well, I heard about this major poker tourney tomorrow night. If all six of us enter, that'll raise our chances for winning that much more.'


'It'll be fine, trust me. I'm talking fat stacks of cash. Just think about all the great pyro effects we could buy if we win the grand prize!'

*tomorrow night*


'Well, so far so good. A lot more nude statuary than I was expecting, but I guess that just some eccentric rich person thing.'

*several hands later*


'A strip poker tournament, you idiot. You entered us into a strip poker tournament. Next time read the fine print.'


'This was a bad idea...'

Looks like the strip poker tournament went a bit too far!

Strip poker tournament

Oh dear, Till's in trouble now!

^Love those captions!

RE: Statue presented to by fans:



"FANTASTIC! If you guys ever want ME to pose for a statue of ME...just call, OK?" *Gives cell phone number out*

^ I can so see him do that
Loved The see you in court you as well, he looked rather unpleasantly surprised
@ Duchess They were great
Oke I'm going to try

WHY does this always happen when I'm on stage performing?

No Really , it makes me want to scream, it's so embarrassing!

This doesn't help either and won't do in front of thousands of people

Oh Olli, please hurry up, I have to go to the bathroomNOW Tomorrow I won't forget the depend!